Erling Haaland's ridiculous goalscoring stats at Manchester City and Norway

Erling Haaland’s Ridiculous Goalscoring Stats at Manchester City and Norway

Erling Haaland has spent less than three full seasons in the Premier League, yet he has already surpassed many iconic goal scorers and is propelling Norway toward World Cup qualification. His statistical record since joining Manchester City remains astonishing, even as he and the team face occasional dips in form.

These figures are current as of his goals in Manchester City’s 3–1 victory over Bournemouth on November 2. They highlight not only his consistency but also the pace at which he has rewritten league records.

Remarkable Milestones

Haaland became the first player in Premier League history whose “Ridiculous Stats” feature, once intended as a one-off, now requires frequent updates due to his extraordinary scoring rate.
He reached 50 Premier League goals faster than anyone before, scoring them in just 48 matches and overtaking Andy Cole (65), Alan Shearer (66), Ruud van Nistelrooy (68), as well as Mo Salah and Fernando Torres (both 72).
Haaland achieved 75 Premier League goals in only 77 games, again setting a record ahead of Alan Shearer (93), Harry Kane (115), Ruud van Nistelrooy (116), Mo Salah (117) and Sergio Aguero (118).
He became the fastest player to record 100 combined Premier League goals and assists, accomplishing it in 94 matches—quicker than Alan Shearer (100), Eric Cantona, Mo Salah (116), and Sergio Aguero (118).

“Those numbers remain as ridiculous as a 115-month contract – we see what you did there, City, very droll.”

Summary

Haaland’s rapid accumulation of goals and assists has redefined what’s possible for a striker in modern English football, making every update to his record staggeringly impressive.

Author’s Summary: Erling Haaland continues to defy football’s norms, breaking major records with a speed unseen in the Premier League era.

Football365 — 2025-11-02